Like a lot of other people, Les Jones realized that he was paying a lot of money for a lot of cable channels that the family just wasn't using. As part of an austerity program at Casa Jones, the cable got the axe. (Er, metaphorically. They just had a guy come out and unhook it; they didn't actually take a Gränsfors Bruks to the set top box.)
In comments, Les reveals that:
Keep your priorities straight: I mean, you can order bottled water from the internet, but you can’t get books out of your faucet.