Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Can't you people see there are guns here?
RX: "Darn stupid dyslexia. It's getting where I can't tell a 'p' from a 'q' from a 'b' from a 'd'. I turned a rabid dog into one that was merely quick."
Me: "That's going on the internet."
Coulda been worse, a rapid bog! If you think a *regular* flood is bad...-chaz-
Did'ja hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?Poor guy, laid awake all night, wondering if there really was a Dog. *****And the spiritually misguided dyslexic? Yeah, went n' sold his soul to Santa. *****I'll quit now, before you hunt me down and use me for a B-27 range target.JimSunk New DawnGalveston, TX
Lysdexics untie !!
That was worthy of a hearty chortle! How do I 'favorite' this post?
You might need one'o them evil 30 round killer mags if Ole Yeller is a greyhound.
My dyslexia tends to manifest less in the "mixing up letters/numbers" (although I'm horrific at math, and my spelling leaves a lot to be desired...my "Backspace" key has an indention worn in it from being hit so often) and more in the other, less observable symptoms. I've had my typing gems before, but yeah, that one takes the cake!
Mind your p's and q's.http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-origins-of-the-phrase-mind-your-ps-and-qs.htmI like the pub version over the typesetter version.To get Roberta even more confused, the Polish word for "god" is "bog".Captcha word: "cesspit 850" - Yes, it can be.
See, that's what happens when you send all your Pb downrange...I'd tell Bobbi about the errant "nightclup" in her post, but I'm deathly afraid of sounding like a bedant.
What does DNA stand for?National Dyslexics Assoc.
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