Friday, September 13, 2013

Overheard in the Office...

Bobbi is proofreading a post...
RX: "Darn stupid dyslexia. It's getting where I can't tell a 'p' from a 'q' from a 'b' from a 'd'. I turned a rabid dog into one that was merely quick."

Me: "That's going on the internet."
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Anonymous said...

Coulda been worse, a rapid bog! If you think a *regular* flood is bad...

-chaz-

8:49 AM, September 13, 2013
Jim said...

Did'ja hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?

Poor guy, laid awake all night, wondering if there really was a Dog.

*****

And the spiritually misguided dyslexic? Yeah, went n' sold his soul to Santa.

*****



I'll quit now, before you hunt me down and use me for a B-27 range target.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

8:51 AM, September 13, 2013
treefroggy said...

Lysdexics untie !!

9:15 AM, September 13, 2013
Robb Allen said...

That was worthy of a hearty chortle! How do I 'favorite' this post?

9:38 AM, September 13, 2013
JD(not the one with the picture) said...

You might need one'o them evil 30 round killer mags if Ole Yeller is a greyhound.

10:32 AM, September 13, 2013
RabidAlien said...

My dyslexia tends to manifest less in the "mixing up letters/numbers" (although I'm horrific at math, and my spelling leaves a lot to be desired...my "Backspace" key has an indention worn in it from being hit so often) and more in the other, less observable symptoms. I've had my typing gems before, but yeah, that one takes the cake!

12:32 PM, September 13, 2013
Ed said...

Mind your p's and q's.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-origins-of-the-phrase-mind-your-ps-and-qs.htm

I like the pub version over the typesetter version.

To get Roberta even more confused, the Polish word for "god" is "bog".

Captcha word: "cesspit 850" - Yes, it can be.

1:34 PM, September 13, 2013
Micki Mahoney said...

See, that's what happens when you send all your Pb downrange...

I'd tell Bobbi about the errant "nightclup" in her post, but I'm deathly afraid of sounding like a bedant.

2:09 PM, September 13, 2013
Robert said...

What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Assoc.

4:06 PM, November 04, 2013

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