Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Can't you people see there are guns here?
Like that. Would make you limp a bit, but I like.
I am suddenly seeing visions of old "Gun smoke" episodes, Chester gimping down the street, calling "Mr. Dillon, Mr. Dillon!!"
Even a Walker Colt isn't nearly as heavy as a small baby. I got a chuckle out of this, but given the option, I'd stick with a backpack.
Too slow to draw baby, making potty training difficult.Needs to made of Kydex for real Daddymen Operators.Should have a balancing diaper-changing station on the opposite leg.Other than those criticisms, way cool.
Bonus: Junior can produce offensive toxic substances as a weapon.
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