How are you supposed to write satire in a world where this is a real issue?
Also, the Colorado State Marijuana Inspectors- are they subject to Colorado's pre employmentdrug screening?One wonders, is there a badge that comes with the job? I want to see a photochop of Jack Webb flashing "Marijuana Inspection Officer #714", y'all, because this is comedy gold.
And if they test negative after they are hired, is that grounds for termination?
Because how could they be inspecting if they aren't around it?
One of the chores the inspectors will be tasked with is making sure the "legal registered pot" and "illegal black market pot" streams don't cross, which... you know, do they realize it's called "weed" for a reason? How many new marijuana-related offenses did legalization create, anyway?
I swear, there anything government sets out to fix that it doesn't just wind up breaking worse?