Saturday, January 28, 2017

Overheard in the Hallway...

Me: "You know, when I was holding Huck back with my hand across his chest while I was pouring the scoop of kibble in his bowl just now, I held him back for just a second after I'd finished pouring... He was digging in with all four little legs and not getting much traction on the hardwood. But damn he's strong for his size. If I'd been on roller skates, though, I bet I could have gotten up a pretty good head of steam."

RX: "Oh, yeah, he could pull you. That would be great. It would be better if you were dressed like an ancient Roman, on roller skates, being pulled by a determined tomcat."

Me: "This needs to be a feature of the afterlife, somehow."