Overheard in the Office...

Me: "Hey Siri, give me a one hour timer, please."

iPhone: "Okay, I've set a timer for one hour. But remember, a watched iPhone never boils."

Me (to Bobbi): "I meant to ask Alexa to do that..."

*at the sound of its name, the blue light starts orbiting on the Echo Dot*

Me: "There are too many robots in this house."