...It's the 47th Weekly Carnival of Cordite!
Starring: A Potential Future Governor of Oregon!
Co-Starring: Countertop, Mr. Completely, and Dick Cheney's shotgun pellets!
Breaking News: According to the Daily Kos, Karl Rove nudged Cheney's shotgun barrel at the last minute, because Whittington had evidence as to the whereabouts of OBL and the WMD!