Monday, February 13, 2006

Politics: The Romper Room Lady is being considered...

...for a position as a judge in Saddam's trial after today's hijinks.

Highlights of Monday's courtroom proceedings included The Former Maximum Leader wearing his clothes backwards and yelling "Did not! Did not! Notnotnotnotnotnot!" Meanwhile, co-defendant Barzan Ibrahim called the judge a "poopie-head", then held his breath until he turned blue.

1 comment:

Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

"Degradation and shame upon you, Raouf," Saddam yelled. Later, he called the investigating judges "homosexuals."

Saddam's a homophobe. He's committed a hate crime, which is reason enough to execute him.