Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Oh. My. Gawd!

If somebody handed me this, it'd be a tossup whether I burst out laughing in his face, or just shot him where he stood.

(H/T to Josh, at his new digs.)


phlegmfatale said...

OMG cubed! This was the pre-nup and she still married him?

Woohoo - sexay - where do we sign up?

*LOL* I'm absolutely dazzled by this.

Tiffani said...

What the hell? Man,love letters sure have changed since Ive been getting em! I think I wouldve laughed in his face and then still shot him anyways.

BobG said...

What amazes me is that this jackass is still in possession of his genitals; most women I know would have (rightly) kicked him in the groin just for suggesting that they seriously consider signing a ridiculous contract like that.

Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

Travis, maybe the contract will serve as a mitigating factor in you becoming someone's sex toy(lube optional) at the Iowa State Pen. That's not wasteful of lead and everyone can laugh but you.

Anonymous said...

What an idiot!

Gotta agree with Taffani on this.

Any woman who agreed with that would have to be just as deranged!


Tam said...

"Man,love letters sure have changed since Ive been getting em!"


Whatever happened to "I like you. Do you like me? Circle Yes or No and tape your milk money here."?

Anonymous said...

What a jackass!