Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
To avoid the legal nets that entangled Bernie Goetz, just yell "Help! Help! Police!" like Kitty Genovese.
I've never spewed Doritos out of my mouth before... that was great.The wife caught me making an "Oh, Crap" face at the mall a few weeks ago, when someone popped a balloon.
At least it was a .25; I would have been concerned if she had smuggled in a 1911 in that manner...
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