Thursday, February 09, 2006

Politics: Pop Theologians discover junk science, phone White House.

A whole bunch of alleged "religious conservatives" were herded into thinking about global warming by a poll circulated among them by their Concerned Leaders. Of the 1,000 polled, two-thirds reported that they were "convinced that global warming was taking place." Unreported is the percentage that were convinced that Touched By An Angel was a great TV show.

Among other recommendations of the signatories:

1) Load two of every kind of animal onto the USS Nimitz, just in case the whole CO2 Credits thing doesn't play with The Almighty, and

2) At least one Righteous Man should be relocated by the government to San Francisco, to prevent Laura Bush from being turned into a pillar of salt.

1 comment:

NotClauswitz said...

There's global warming on Mars, some of the ice-caps are receding - so it's not just us having a certian proximity to a local celestial nuclear fireball, it must be NASA's fault...