Sunday, September 17, 2006

My gawd! It's like a Dick Tracy rogue's gallery...

Big Boy Caprice, Mumbles, Flattop, Chavez, Castro, Ahmadinejad, and Kim Jong Il's chief henchman, Kim Yong Nam, all gathered at the secret clubhouse of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants all at once. All within inner-tube-and-orange-crate raft range of Florida. You got Chavez running around and swearing that "blood will run" if the US messes with his buddies in Havana or Tehran. To my way of thinking, it seems like a chance too good to pass up. I mean, what the hell am I paying for all these cruise missiles for in the first place?

4 comments:

B&N said...

Loved this quote, straight from the horse's a.., I mean, mouth, regarding our "inferior" society,

"a social and economic order that has proven unsustainable"

Nearly wet myself at that one. I have to wonder who he thinks he's kidding. One of the surest signs of a sociopath is his ability to convince himself of a lie, as the evidence that is plainly seen by all is clearly contradictory. Cognitive dissonance, much, Raul?

Art Eatman said...

I see that "aggression" still has the USSR definition: Any resistance to Socialism.

Be nice if we could do all our "evil" on two billion bucks a year. The boy still can't pass Basic Arithmetic.

Art

Anonymous said...

Ya know, it's too bad we don't have electronic petions set up in this country yet. Would love to be able to fire off a quick e-petition for .gov to fire off one of those cruise missiles.

After all we paid for it, we should have a vote on where it's expended.

-G

Ross said...

When you mentioned Mumbles, I immediately started wondering what Tom "Mumbles" Menino, Mayor of Boston, was up to now...

The really sad part is that I can easily imagine him down at that conference as Boston really does feel like another country at times.