Friday, September 15, 2006

This Just In:

E. coli outbreak traced to bagged spinach; 1 dead, millions of children ecstatic.

"Now if they could only trace E. Coli to liver and onions," said Jeremy, age six, of Peoria, IL.
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4 comments:

HollyB said...

Tam!
Have you read LawDog's post about the Heart Attack Grill in Tempe? Interested in a road trip in my new Convertible?

Holly

8:43 PM, September 15, 2006
phlegmfatale said...

I can't wait for the official explanation from my licensed nutritionist sister-in-law from San Francisco. In her adenoidal pedantic monotone she'll whine that the evil spinach was, in fact, from Crawford, Texas, the cradle of hell. I can just feel it coming.

Oh, and swing by Dallas and pick me up for that road trip, Holly!

12:08 AM, September 17, 2006
Sigivald said...

I thank my parents for not making me eat liver and onions as a child, because now I like the stuff.

That and chicken livers fried in bacon fat, for breakfast. Mmmm.

7:28 PM, September 18, 2006
NotClauswitz said...

Well, Fresno is a Red part of the state run by cattlemen so it must be George Bush's fault. I'd assumed they were fiendishly trying to kill the undocumented Mexican workers who our State Democrats believe should have driver's licenses and the Vote in order to contuinue their election process...

8:06 PM, September 18, 2006

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