Tam: "Am I easily amused?"
Gunsmith Bob: "Well, you did get awfully worked up over a spork."
Tam: "Yeah, but it was a folding titanium spork."
Gunsmith Bob: "It was still a spork."
Tam: "It's the folding titanium part that's important. Look, a Toyota Camry may be the most boring thing on the planet, but if you had a folding titanium Toyota Camry, that'd be something!"
Gunsmith Bob: "Well, at least it's not a shiny piece of glitter or a feather on a string, but you are pretty easily amused."