Tuesday, July 08, 2008

It's enough to make a gear snob cry.

Tokarevs, bogus Segway copies, and stylin' knockoff Uncle Mike's drop-thigh rigs.

Chicom SWAT or Food Court Team Six? You make the call.

13 comments:

Jeffro said...

I'd want a cup. I'm just sayin'...

dr mac said...

How come they look like ninjas ?

bumper sticker philosopher said...

Is it wrong of me to actually want one of those Chicom Tokarevs?

loki said...

What? No tactical wheelbarrows?

Cybrludite said...

Dean Kamen is digging himself a grave (probably using a swarm semi-sentient nanobots), just so he can roll in it.

global village idiot said...

They look like Daleks, only harder to take seriously.

I note the same problem with stairs, too.

What's Chinese for "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"?

gvi

workinwifdakids said...

Loki! Bastard! You beat me to it!

Less said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

+2!!

Weer'd Beard said...

Double ROTF for your addition of "MAO" to it

hehehehee

Anonymous said...

The Ultimate Mall Ninja only more (or less) professional

tom-the-impaler said...

A Swegway cannot be tactical, it has no picatinny rails that I'm aware of.

B&N said...

Actually, I was thinking it's the ChiCom's attempt at being all-inclusive to their SWAT teams by getting the non-ambulatory members of society involved in the oppressive police state.

Ben said...

I can almost hear the theme from "SWAT" now...