Monday, July 14, 2008

Overheard In The Living Room...

TV Show Narrator: "So how did these seabed rocks wind up hundreds of miles inland and two kilometres in the air? Subduction."

Me: "How's that work? 'Hey, baby! Wanna come way inland and see my fossils?'... Oh, sUBduction. Sorry, my bad."

6 comments:

BryanP said...

God moved them there and buried them with the fake fossil bones to Test Our Faith.(tm)

No, really. At least that's what I've been told.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

And God put those silly ideas into his follower's heads to Test My Patience (tm).

Mark said...

Ahhh, squeaky clean sinuses.

Keyboard, not so clean after that beverage redirection.

Jay G said...

Perhaps it was two swallows carrying them on a line between them?

Kristopher said...

Yep ... fundamentalist Christians believe that God lies to them.

Cybrludite said...

Kristopher,

Wow. Something on which I can agree with them...