Overheard in the hallway...
Me: "So, really, Han Solo or Wolverine?"
RX: "Han Solo would win. He'd shoot first."
Me: "Yeah, but Wolverine would totally pwn him. He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does best isn't very nice."
RX: "But Han Solo is roguishly handsome."
Me: "So's Wolverine!"
RX: "Pffft! He's an over-muscled freak."
Me: "You weirdo."
Thus are great and weighty issues debated.