Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Best. News. Story. EVAR!

Woman pulled over for speeding. Turns out she's blotto. Problem: Can't take her to the county hole and leave her 1-year-old baby in the car. Solution: Call home for a responsible adult to come fetch the tyke while they put the bracelets on mumsie.

Further problem: A severe and ongoing shortage of responsible adults...

(H/T to Shermlock Shomes.)

3 comments:

GeorgeH said...

Why weren't these people living in florida?

og said...

Why does this always happen where I live?

Chris M said...

That's amazing. Here in Howell county Missouri Dept. of Family Services would have been called when the father showed up also inebriated. At the very least, that family would be getting a visit from DFS within the next day or so.

Northwest Indiana? As in the Chicago/Gary area?