RX: (reading Phlegmmy's blog) "Wow! Neat shoes!"
Me: "I need new shoes, too..." *click* *click* "Hey, these are cool! And they have Blood-Borne Pathogen Resistance™!"
RX: "I like the ones at Phlegmmy's better."
Me: "Yeah, but are they resistant to blood-borne pathogens?"
RX: "I don't really spend all that much time wading through the blood of my enemies. At least, not any deeper than the soles of my shoes."
Me: "Okay, but come the Zombocalypse, if you get some kind of zombie foot funk, don't say I didn't warn you."
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LOLOL!
The thing is... that scene plays *perfectly* in my mind....
note to self: send Sofft customer service request for blood-borne pathogen resistant Tango shoes.
You know, at $170, those boots look an excellent value to me, Tam.
You're such an enabler! :D
Rubber farm boots for keeping manure and Blood Borne Pathogen's out of one's socks and from between the toes.
tam - you say the nicest things! :)
word ver: lungrap
those things have been so interesting lately!
Hmmm...I agree with both Tam and RX. Both have their place!! (Brain visual of Phlegmfatale elegantly kicking zombie butt).
wv: dingrazz
Zombie foot funk. Hrmm.
See, since there was an opportunity to get pathogen-resistant boots ahead of time, and you don't, can we call that Bungle Rot?
Look me in the eye and tell me "Zombie Foot Funk" isn't an utterly kick-ass band name!
"Zombie Foot Funk" sounds like a german band.
word ver. firevi
In a correctly aligned universe, Fire 6 should have gone to our local wheel gun heroine.
I think I need both. Yes, absolutely.
You know they're just the thing for kitten stomping.
I usually refer to them as "door kickin' boots"...
Is it even possible that women could be of the same species as me?
I wonder this every time I reflect upon women's consideration of footgear.
I come a little closer to Tamara's assessment of it, but I still see that it's a Gurrl perspective. :)
Funny thing-- I read Phlegmmy's comment to Tam's [first] James Bond post, and mentioned Phlegmmy's adoration/obsession with shoes. My wife, who has met PhlegmFatale and thinks she's really cool, said "Oh, pooh. She's not that way."
I said, "Oh, my. If you had only seen some of her posts of utter concupiscense about some shoes...."
Those must be Fluevogs.
Note that they are only bbp RESISTANT...
Sounds like the wife and I comparing shotguns. I like to point out her Beretta Ureka sucks because of its lack of Bayonet lug!
BTW I thought "Hypertext" were those goofy T-shirts that changed color with body heat from the 80s, not some sort of odd Mall-Ninja reinforcement for footwear....
"The tactical sticky-rubber toe gives the urban boots a neat clean and professional look..."
No, not the sticky-rubber toe...
Note to Roberta X:
Your room-mate wears combat boots!
Note to Roberta X:
Your room-mate wears combat boots!
If you take the high ground, you don't have to wade in blood.
Just sayin' ....
I AM so getting the shoes LaP picked for me. And for Zombie butt kickin'...well I don't PLAN to get that close to them, shotgun range is close enough for me.
HOWEVER, my lavender cowboy boots SHOULD suffice to wade through gore.
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