Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Best spam header evar!

I have not been able to stop giggling since finding this brilliant piece of mangled pidgin in my spam filter:
"You anymore never know shame before her!Hello!"
Well. If I anymore ever am worried about knowing shame, I'll be sure to give that guy a call.

12 comments:

Robb Allen said...

I sincerely miss Spamusement.

Start from the beginning and just giggle away.

kbarrett said...

Not bad, Robb.

The eggplant toward an anomaly If the tornado defined by the customer assimilates a chain saw, then the frozen crane hibernates.

Spam koans ....

Robb Allen said...

Just as funny was an email sent to the hardware guys here from the office in France. It read

"Tomorrow, we will walnut the server with coffee".

To this day, nobody has figured out what the hell they meant.

Anonymous said...

Do I know Shame?

Didn't she dance at P.T.'s near the airport in San Antonio?

Stage 3, Shame.

Shootin' Buddy

B Smith said...

Ah, I dated her sister, Profound Regret.

Anonymous said...

Profound Regret? Did she have a cousin by the name of "Sailor, you better have the doc look at that?"

Shootin' Buddy

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm old so I'd guess it's a Viagra ad from the "never know shame before her". I mean if you couldn't perform wouldn't you be shamed in front a a woman?

Anonymous said...

It means she'll be shamed first, then you. Hello! -- Lyle

Somerled said...

Those Chinese and Korean pharmacists are clever ad copy writers. But then again, no government requires them to add warnings such as, "If you have an erection lasting more than 36 hours, please consult you physician."

Ambulance Driver said...

"But then again, no government requires them to add warnings such as, "If you have an erection lasting more than 36 hours, please consult you physician.""

The Chinese and Koreans who follow American politics will tell you that our last erection seemed to last forever.

RobD said...

This one just in from the spam filter:

"Are you tired spending money on gifts, Strike her into the heart!"

Wonder if this will teach me Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?

phlegmfatale said...

How wonderful - relief is at hand! Please to enjoy.