(Scene: Interior of red econobox stopped at intersection.)
RX (looking in rear view): "There's one of those brown IMPD cars behind us."
Me: "Po-po be creepin'. Act like you're not doing anything!"
RX: "But I'm not doing anything..."
Me: "Try to look innocent!"
RX: "I am innocen... You know what would be funny? If I had a very realistic-looking squirt gun and pulled it out right now and just soaked you with it."
Me: "Yeah. The funniest part would be when I was looking over the cop's shoulder, yelling "Taze her again! Get out your OC!""
(Scene: Exterior, grocery store parking lot. Johnny Law has left his cruiser running at the curb while he goes inside to play with the DVD vending machine.)
RX: "Look! Free car!"
Me: "Let's don't."
RX: "But it's got lots of cool stuff in it."
Me: "Yeah, like a LoJack."