Friday, January 29, 2010

If all the other kids were getting bitten by zombies...?

Spotted at Breda's:

The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

16 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

I'd be honored to perform Friendships Final Duty on you, if you so desire. But remember I'm not that good a shot...

Anonymous said...

1hr 28min

DirtCrashr said...

You beat me by three minutes.

D.W. Drang said...

90 minutes. This seems to be someone's "How healthy are you?" calculator gussied up for the current zombie fad.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Oh, it's no fad, Drang...

Marja said...

1 hour 20 minutes. I'm fat and middle-aged, but due to my work I get a lot of exercise.

Anonymous said...

One hour and eleven minutes.

Note to self: buy more ammo, canned goods and bottled water this weekend...

--Wes S.

Anonymous said...

1 hour, 41 minutes. I'm thinking the amount of exercise I do bumped my time up a bit.

Triton said...

You'd last 1 hour and 11 minutes before becoming infected!

You could survive for 1 minute, 29 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor!

You could take 46 baboons in a giant dildo fight!

paulcr39 said...

1 hour and 32 minutes, and I do need to exercise a lot more than I do.

Anonymous said...

The test is flawed, no gun questions :(

John said...

1 hour, 35 minutes. Which mystifies me, because I'm in terrible shape.

Anonymous said...

I would last 1 hour 17 minutes.

That's enough time to read View from the Porch and comment, so who cares...

Tactical Nuclear Lobster

Blake said...

I know a guy who would fail this test so fast it would make your head spin. Of course he is more danger of his toothpaste knocking him off than a zombie.

Tam said...

I LOL'ed.

Anonymous said...

1:30. That zombie spit must take a while to circulate in a fifties fatass with high cholesterol.

That's good; I'll have time to fry up some bacon for a BCM (bacon, cheese, mayo) sammich and wash it down with a beer or six. After that it should be a painless demise.