Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
"The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." -A.E. van Vogt
Created by Oatmeal
I'd be honored to perform Friendships Final Duty on you, if you so desire. But remember I'm not that good a shot...
You beat me by three minutes.
90 minutes. This seems to be someone's "How healthy are you?" calculator gussied up for the current zombie fad.
Oh, it's no fad, Drang...
1 hour 20 minutes. I'm fat and middle-aged, but due to my work I get a lot of exercise.
One hour and eleven minutes.Note to self: buy more ammo, canned goods and bottled water this weekend...--Wes S.
1 hour, 41 minutes. I'm thinking the amount of exercise I do bumped my time up a bit.
You'd last 1 hour and 11 minutes before becoming infected!You could survive for 1 minute, 29 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor! You could take 46 baboons in a giant dildo fight!
1 hour and 32 minutes, and I do need to exercise a lot more than I do.
The test is flawed, no gun questions :(
1 hour, 35 minutes. Which mystifies me, because I'm in terrible shape.
I would last 1 hour 17 minutes.That's enough time to read View from the Porch and comment, so who cares...Tactical Nuclear Lobster
I know a guy who would fail this test so fast it would make your head spin. Of course he is more danger of his toothpaste knocking him off than a zombie.
1:30. That zombie spit must take a while to circulate in a fifties fatass with high cholesterol.That's good; I'll have time to fry up some bacon for a BCM (bacon, cheese, mayo) sammich and wash it down with a beer or six. After that it should be a painless demise.
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