Saturday, January 16, 2010

Overheard in the Office:

RX: "Can you name all seven dwarfs?"

Me: "Dopey, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy... uh... Sleepy, Faith, Hope, Charity... um... Bashful, Thrifty, Brave, Loyal, Reverent... er... Up, Down, Charmed, Strange..."

RX: "I think Sleazy was the one who kept trying to look up her skirt."

17 comments:

John said...

It's Doc, the seventh dwarf is Doc.

Unless you prefer Grimm's to Disney, I think.

bob in houston said...

There was an 8th dwarf, Lumpy, but he died of cancer.

farmist said...

There really were scads of dwarves. Sleazy, Wheezy, and Greasy were the "black sheep" of the bunch.

ravenshrike said...

You're one of the few who knows about the 4 lost dwarves. They're not really lost of course, it's just that no one can see them because they're so small.

Freddyboomboom said...

One day the seven dwarfs were in the bathtub, feeling happy...

So he got out.

reflectoscope said...

Good grief :)

Jim

Mud Man said...

Wasn't there a female dwarf named "Leather"?

The Big Guy said...

What happened to Anger, Sloth, Greed and Gluttony?

TBG

gunfreezone said...

They don't like to be called Dwarfs. The acceptable term is Vertically Challenged- suspension of disbelief Little Imaginary People.

BobG said...

"I think Sleazy was the one who kept trying to look up her skirt."

And Happy is the one who succeeded...

TJP said...

Heh, a physics joke in there, too.

Sam said...

Didn't they recently add Hopey and Changey? Being fantasy an all ...

Ken said...

Sounds like Duck Dodgers' version of the Green Lantern oath:

"In blackest day, in brightest night
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda yadda
...uh, superstitious and cowardly lot...
With liberty and justice for all!"

WV: lense -- whate Kimballe Kinnisone wearse. Seems fitting.

Scott said...

Quark reference.
Too cool.

Dan F. said...

And also the Gladiator biplanes that defended Malta. I think anyways.

J.R.Shirley said...

Quark! Quark!

LPF said...

Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful

Oh, wait, those are some of the seven Duffs...