- Rioting in the streets.
- Socialist utopia!
What I find most amusing about these kind of scenarios is that apparently, at the height of disturbances, tweedy intellectuals will step out of their ivory towers and take control of the rowdy mobs, leading them to the promised land. Because mobs of unemployed populist thugs and revolutionaries are always just waiting for eyeglasses-wearing intellectuals to come show them the way. You know, like they were in Cambodia.
Cinch the saddle tight on that tiger, granny.
(H/T to Western Rifle Shooters Association.)