Monday, April 11, 2011

AFK, BRB...

Errands to run; back in a bit. Meanwhile, just this morning, a lucky Google user stumbled across what I think is the funniest post I've ever written. I don't think it was what he was looking for, though...


16 comments:

North said...

Groryhore. Loses something in translation.

Cemetery's Gun Blob said...

Well, that sure beats any of the weirdness that people were searching for when they stumbled upon my blog.

atlharp said...

Tam, well he did come to the right place.....wow, that is creepy....

Sebastian said...

Though Okayama is in Southern Japan, I guess it's a good sign that they aren't losing sight of what's really important in life.

Murphy's Law said...

Credit to those Japanese. Not even an earthquake, tidal wave, nuclear disaster or giant lizard attack can distract them from the important things in life.

Au├čenseiter said...

Yeah, coincidences are funny. Just today I read in a CCW thread on one Czech forum that supposedly, there is something called anal carry and that people(WWII SOE agents? Americans- in Europe we consider them obssessed with all things gay) who've carried backup guns in their arsehole. Something like the mini NAA revolver in some kind of round case.

I hope they were joking, in the traditional long winded fabulatory manner that's so beloved here. (for example, due to my uncle's stories I believed, when I was six or seven that the Prague metro was dug by giant mole-like creatures.)

Walt said...

Anal carry? It's got to be a set up for an outrageous joke.

So a man anal carrying goes into a bar and as he sits on the barstool . . .

Tam said...

If your gun fits in your poop chute, you're not carrying enough gun...

...or you're carrying way too much poop chute.

NMM1AFan said...

Back off, or I'll wipe it on you!

North said...

Ammo needs to be big enough to stop a fight. Don't carry anything smaller than a farty.

Alan J. said...

Well, that certainly gives a whole new meaning to having an "Accidental Discharge" now, doesn't it?

Borepatch said...

Err, we've finally found a disappointed "View From The Porch" reader?

And if your gun fits in your poop chute, I don't want to be shot by it. Eeewwww. So perhaps it is a deterrent, although I'd expect it would take you some time to "draw" it from the "holster".

Anonymous said...

I remember the post well; while "funniest post I've ever written" covers a lot of hallowed ground, I'd have to agree.

God, I hope the searcher can read English; can you imagine what Japanese symbols Google Translator would come up with?

And considering where he is and what he was looking for, he really needs to take that last paragraph for truth.

AT

Atom Smasher said...

That's high-larious.

AND gives a whole new meaning to the description of "rimfire".

Geodkyt said...

Atom Smasher for the win.

Spud said...

My Drill Instructor fully explained the difference between a "Gun" and a weapon. Ain't no Guns going there !

By the way, the word verification this thing is asking for is "holles"
how bout that one lol