Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Vobis Non Me Dux.
Groryhore. Loses something in translation.
Well, that sure beats any of the weirdness that people were searching for when they stumbled upon my blog.
Tam, well he did come to the right place.....wow, that is creepy....
Though Okayama is in Southern Japan, I guess it's a good sign that they aren't losing sight of what's really important in life.
Credit to those Japanese. Not even an earthquake, tidal wave, nuclear disaster or giant lizard attack can distract them from the important things in life.
Yeah, coincidences are funny. Just today I read in a CCW thread on one Czech forum that supposedly, there is something called anal carry and that people(WWII SOE agents? Americans- in Europe we consider them obssessed with all things gay) who've carried backup guns in their arsehole. Something like the mini NAA revolver in some kind of round case.I hope they were joking, in the traditional long winded fabulatory manner that's so beloved here. (for example, due to my uncle's stories I believed, when I was six or seven that the Prague metro was dug by giant mole-like creatures.)
Anal carry? It's got to be a set up for an outrageous joke.So a man anal carrying goes into a bar and as he sits on the barstool . . .
If your gun fits in your poop chute, you're not carrying enough gun......or you're carrying way too much poop chute.
Back off, or I'll wipe it on you!
Ammo needs to be big enough to stop a fight. Don't carry anything smaller than a farty.
Well, that certainly gives a whole new meaning to having an "Accidental Discharge" now, doesn't it?
Err, we've finally found a disappointed "View From The Porch" reader?And if your gun fits in your poop chute, I don't want to be shot by it. Eeewwww. So perhaps it is a deterrent, although I'd expect it would take you some time to "draw" it from the "holster".
I remember the post well; while "funniest post I've ever written" covers a lot of hallowed ground, I'd have to agree.God, I hope the searcher can read English; can you imagine what Japanese symbols Google Translator would come up with?And considering where he is and what he was looking for, he really needs to take that last paragraph for truth.AT
That's high-larious.AND gives a whole new meaning to the description of "rimfire".
Atom Smasher for the win.
My Drill Instructor fully explained the difference between a "Gun" and a weapon. Ain't no Guns going there !By the way, the word verification this thing is asking for is "holles"how bout that one lol
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