Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I warn you people and I warn you people...

...about the imminent danger of face-eating monkeys, but do you listen? Nooo...

Seriously, how obvious does this peril have to be before you face up to it?

(Via Twitter...)

15 comments:

Keads said...

I've got the stainless steel colander for the face and a new shotgun! I AM paying attention! Sheesh!

Armed Texan said...

Monkeys and apes are completely different creatures. Monkeys have tails and spy on you for the nazis while apes have no tails and evolve into sentient beings who enslave Moses after the nuclear apocalypse.

Guffaw in AZ said...

Face up to it! HA!

Matt G said...

@ Armed Texan and won't take their stinking paws off of you. And are damned. And are dirty.

Anonymous said...

Face up to it? Sorry, saving face is ever so much more important than you know, losing face.

kx59 said...

Bwahahahahha. snork...bwahahahahha
wheeze. Man I needed a good laugh.
..face eating monkeys....

Robin said...

That chimp wouldn't crack the windshield on my car twice, that's all I'm saying.

Robert Langham said...

I'm shocked at the lack of deadly response by the LEOs.
Usually they are hot to make their bones. A chimp busting your windshield would be way more provocation than police protocol requires.

Ted said...

"And best of all I don't pay property tax!"

For some reason, that one line from the BJ and the bear theme song always stuck. Given 1970's California, I think I finally understand.

Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me) said...

LEOs are only allowed to make their bones on citizens; not chimps.

Cond0010 said...

Maybe the Police just didn't understand his, pain, Tam. Living in a cage, being not allowed into the city limits. No wonder he went ape!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4220884.ece

I say we grant him legal rights, perhaps citizenship. Maybe even a social worker to help the cimp with his horrible burden of discrimination against monkees

Jay G said...

Wow, that story is just bananas...

(sorry, I just had to...)

Anonymous said...

Oook!



Rusty

Anonymous said...

If he started fling poo I bet the Popo would have lit its ass up.

Gerry

Kristopher said...

Robert: If it was a raging Pomeranian, the police would have shot the snot out of it.

Apparently they had no SOP for face eating monkeys.