...about the imminent danger of face-eating monkeys, but do you listen? Nooo...
Seriously, how obvious does this peril have to be before you face up to it?
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14 comments:
I've got the stainless steel colander for the face and a new shotgun! I AM paying attention! Sheesh!
Monkeys and apes are completely different creatures. Monkeys have tails and spy on you for the nazis while apes have no tails and evolve into sentient beings who enslave Moses after the nuclear apocalypse.
Face up to it! HA!
Face up to it? Sorry, saving face is ever so much more important than you know, losing face.
Bwahahahahha. snork...bwahahahahha
wheeze. Man I needed a good laugh.
..face eating monkeys....
That chimp wouldn't crack the windshield on my car twice, that's all I'm saying.
I'm shocked at the lack of deadly response by the LEOs.
Usually they are hot to make their bones. A chimp busting your windshield would be way more provocation than police protocol requires.
"And best of all I don't pay property tax!"
For some reason, that one line from the BJ and the bear theme song always stuck. Given 1970's California, I think I finally understand.
LEOs are only allowed to make their bones on citizens; not chimps.
Maybe the Police just didn't understand his, pain, Tam. Living in a cage, being not allowed into the city limits. No wonder he went ape!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4220884.ece
I say we grant him legal rights, perhaps citizenship. Maybe even a social worker to help the cimp with his horrible burden of discrimination against monkees
Wow, that story is just bananas...
(sorry, I just had to...)
Oook!
Rusty
If he started fling poo I bet the Popo would have lit its ass up.
Gerry
Robert: If it was a raging Pomeranian, the police would have shot the snot out of it.
Apparently they had no SOP for face eating monkeys.
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