View From The Porch: Overheard in the Kitchen:

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Overheard in the Kitchen:

Bobbi is fetching ice cream. Huck is being curious...

RX: "No! Cats do not go in there! Cats do not go in the freezer!"

Me: "Unless they've been very, very bad."

15 comments:

Heroditus Huxley said...: Remarkably similar to what can be overheard in our kitchen with our cat...at least now that we've got the freezer on the bottom.; 11:58 PM, May 04, 2011
Rabbit said...: ...so what did the chicken do?; 2:01 AM, May 05, 2011
JimB said...: Oh Tam....That's cold; 7:33 AM, May 05, 2011
Blackwing1 said...: Here in Minnesnowta we show him the back door...just like a freezer, but windy.; 7:57 AM, May 05, 2011
Anonymous said...: I have some relatives for whom the local pound is like a charity event. Good people, I dont know what the appeal is of buying kibble like some people buy diapers. Anyway, with the constant rotation of Tabby they have on many an occasion put the little guy's down on ice when they have come to the end until it's more convenient to attend to properly. 1st time I saw that when going for ice was a bit... chilling. That's not a pork loin in their, it's an ex-cat.; 8:17 AM, May 05, 2011
Steve Skubinna said...: Years ago (like over 20) there was a cheap thriller flick with Talia Shire being stalked by a, uh... by a scary stalker. At one point she came home, called for her cat, looked briefly for it, then went to the kitchen to fix herself some dinner.

Opened the freezer door, and the stiff, frozen feline tumbled out and fell to the floor... and God forgive me, I laughed and laughed and laughed.

It was probably a Hollywood stunt cat, but still... it was probably not intended to be funny.; 8:37 AM, May 05, 2011
Bubblehead Les. said...: Just was over at Bobbie's Site. Tried to make a comment, Blogger kept making me sign in. Also noticed the May Blogmeet is suspended. Hope there isn't bad stuff happening in Broad Ripple.; 8:50 AM, May 05, 2011
rickn8or said...: Glad to read this; I thought Huck had gone permanently missing.; 9:16 AM, May 05, 2011
Joanna said...: Also noticed the May Blogmeet is suspended. Hope there isn't bad stuff happening in Broad Ripple.

I can't speak for Bobbie, but May in Indianapolis tends to be hell for planning non-race-related events.; 10:10 AM, May 05, 2011
Drang said...: Don't tell Huck, but Sparowbane sez ice cream is the bestest stuffz EVAR!!!

When he's been good he gets to lick out the bowel, and so far he hasn't figured out how to attack as we are scooping, so as to have a scoop hit the floor...; 11:57 AM, May 05, 2011
Kristophr said...: But ... food comes out of there.; 12:27 PM, May 05, 2011
Rob K said...: Cats should never go in the freezer. Frozen is just not as tasty as fresh!

WV: sping - the sound a frozen cat tail makes when flicked; 1:21 PM, May 05, 2011
Anonymous said...: How to you make a dog go "meow"?

Freeze solid, pass through band saw.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Soak in gasoline, light.

Sick jokes from high school never die.; 6:36 PM, May 05, 2011
mariner said...: I can't speak for Bobbie, but May in Indianapolis tends to be hell for planning non-race-related events.

NAACP convention coming up?; 9:13 PM, May 05, 2011
Justthisguy said...: Mariner got here first. When I read that, I immediately thought of people putting up "Welcome, Race Fans!" banners for a Nazi convention.

WV: muted. Not I!; 11:09 PM, May 05, 2011