Officials said the shooting happened when the vendor was unloading his gun.Unfortunately, the bullet hit him in the hand, and not in some area which would effectively prevent him from passing along his genes.
"The shooting was an accident, but totally preventable," investigators said.
The vendor suffered minor injuries and was treated at the scene, emergency officials said.
You know, actually I have no problem with him toting a loaded gun into the venue; that's between him and his conscience. And if he'd just left it the hell alone in its holster instead of succumbing to the temptation to fiddle with it, nobody would have been the wiser. For the eleven jillionth time, Cletus, stop touching it!
Look, seriously, if you need to check holster fit or something, go off in a place where there is a good backstop and nobody around to set on fire if you screw up, and clear your heater there, not in the middle of a crowded gun show, okay? The life you save may be mine.