This morning I was messing around on Amazon and saw one of their Dealio-of-the-Day things.
Tools are neat things. I'm glad that some people know what the heck they do. Me? I'm mostly an idea person; execution is generally somebody else's department.
Me: "Hey, Amazon is having a sale on this "Milwaukee Fork Meter & Cordless Drill" thing. I don't have a drill motor and I don't know what a 'fork meter' is..."
RX: "[arcane explanation involving amps and volts and things that can electrocute me and which I therefore avoid like the plague]"
Me: "So that's something you could find a use for, then?"
RX: "It could come in handy."
Me: "Is $99 a good deal?"
RX: "What do they normally sell the meter for by itself?"
Me: "Almost that."
RX: "So, free drill."
Me: "Right. On the way."