Wednesday, March 07, 2012

It's like Whitney Houston on an exploding space shuttle in a tornado.

I understand that there was some kind of political thing that was going on yesterday, something about a whole bunch of states having their primaries all at once. I can't find out anything about it on the local news, however, because zomg Peyton Manning.

We have coverage from the airport last night. Coverage from the Colts complex. There are interviews with random Hoosiers in the street. The weather is being presented with a "Well, it should be a great day for a Peyton Manning press conference!" angle, and if he was smart, Jim Irsay would check his bushes for photogs and his sewer lines for fiber-optic cameras leading to surveillance vans out front.

So, can one of you people outside of Indianapolis's Blue Bubble tell me which guy is winning the GOP sacrificial lamb sweepstakes?

12 comments:

Joseph said...

Manning has done more to help the people of Indiana than any of those bozos could ever dream of doing. So yeah, it's bigger news.

Spud said...

OBAMA....hands down lol

pdb said...

It was either the narcissistic sociopath or the sociopathic narcissist, I'll have to check Drudge again.

Frank W. James said...

"...winning the GOP sacrificial lamb sweepstakes?"

YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF SNARK! LOL!...

All The Best,
Frank W. James

Stranger said...

Romney 6, Santorum 3, Gingrich 1 - and the Oklahoma Democratic Caucus gave 55 percent of its delegates to Obama.

I think 'Bam could be successfully primaried if there were anyone left in my Party who has not sold his soul to Karl Marx.

And the wife says Manning has not done too badly for a kid from Mississippi.

Stranger

Noah D said...

Romney, of course. Why? Because Romney.

Now, we go to our special political analyst:

So, Bob - Romney?

Well, of course, Jane. Romney.

BobG said...

Who's Peyton Manning?

Borepatch said...

The Big Government Statist Jerk is wining Super Tuesday. That should narrow it down a bit.

:-/

Jay G said...

It's kinda like watching the lions argue over who gets to eat you.

You really don't care much who wins...

dakotas5 said...

Saw a comment that said it is trying to pick your favorite skeeter from the swarm.

David said...

I have to admit that I care more about Peyton Manning than which RINO is going to throw the election in favor of BO.

Pathfinder said...

Hey, anything the MSM can do to help distract the American people (?) from noticing what ol' .gov is up to.