Campaigning in Pascagoula, Miss., Romney said he is turning into an "unofficial Southerner."Wow. "Why won't you stupid, cousin-humping rednecks vote for me?" indeed.
"I'm learning to say 'y'all' and I like grits. Strange things are happening to me," he said jokingly.
Listen, you cretinous Yankee dimwit, I'm not sure how to break this to you, but My Cousin Vinnie was not a documentary. Having your speechwriters refer to it for thematic inspiration makes you look thicker than Rush's midsection.
I know that the term "carpetbagger" is just a generic political term to you, but you might want to research its etymological origins.