Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Overheard in the Office...

Bobbi was cleaning out the spam filter at her blog last night.
RX: "'Penis Cialis. Cialis Online.' There's a meter to it, almost like the spammer was trying to write poetry."

Me: "'Penis Cialis
The drooping staff needs it now
Cialis online.'"

RX: "Um, no."

Me: "What? Five, seven, five. It's a totally legitimate haiku."

RX: "Just no."

19 comments:

og said...

Not haiku without seasonal reference.

Tam said...

Autumn is implied.

og said...

Roflmao.

og said...

I would have thought more a tiFfAnNi than an Autumn.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Wasn't there a Penis Cialis song?

Oh, wait. The PiƱa Colada song. Never mind.

Need coffee.

Pakkinpoppa said...

I sense a new advertising revenue stream in your future.

Tam said...

"advertising revenue stream"

As it were...

Brad K. said...

Cialis wilt not
Online spam filter undo
stiffy penis blurb

. . or is that too much "action" for haiku?

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

legit

Robin said...

She got ya og.

Keads said...

Autumn may be implied, but if Autumn lasts for more that four hours you are advised to call your physician.

Anonymous said...

You have confused Autumn with Spring.

Matthew said...

Autumn-escence can only be maintained artificially for so long.

After that Winter, and only Winter unfortunately, will be coming.

Matt G said...

Winter is coming.
Cialis stops falling wood.
Solace for Solstice.

Matt G said...

(And yes, this post will fluff up your Google hits.)

Justthisguy said...

To paraphrase what Miss X said about her comment policy for her blog: She is a bit of a Neo-Victorian and doesn't like to read that kind of language.

I reckon you can get away with it, Tam, because you live under the same roof and she obviously likes you.

Brad K. said...

Matt G.,

Is good poetry really acceptable haiku?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. If the staff are drooping, why not fire them and hire Mexican illegals?

AuricTech said...

5.75mm Haiku: the next SAAMI-approved rifle round?