RX: "'Penis Cialis. Cialis Online.' There's a meter to it, almost like the spammer was trying to write poetry."
Me: "'Penis Cialis
The drooping staff needs it now
Cialis online.'"
RX: "Um, no."
Me: "What? Five, seven, five. It's a totally legitimate haiku."
RX: "Just no."
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Overheard in the Office...
Bobbi was cleaning out the spam filter at her blog last night.
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Not haiku without seasonal reference.
Autumn is implied.
Roflmao.
I would have thought more a tiFfAnNi than an Autumn.
Wasn't there a Penis Cialis song?
Oh, wait. The Piña Colada song. Never mind.
Need coffee.
I sense a new advertising revenue stream in your future.
"advertising revenue stream"
As it were...
Cialis wilt not
Online spam filter undo
stiffy penis blurb
. . or is that too much "action" for haiku?
legit
She got ya og.
Autumn may be implied, but if Autumn lasts for more that four hours you are advised to call your physician.
You have confused Autumn with Spring.
Autumn-escence can only be maintained artificially for so long.
After that Winter, and only Winter unfortunately, will be coming.
Winter is coming.
Cialis stops falling wood.
Solace for Solstice.
(And yes, this post will fluff up your Google hits.)
To paraphrase what Miss X said about her comment policy for her blog: She is a bit of a Neo-Victorian and doesn't like to read that kind of language.
I reckon you can get away with it, Tam, because you live under the same roof and she obviously likes you.
Matt G.,
Is good poetry really acceptable haiku?
I don't understand. If the staff are drooping, why not fire them and hire Mexican illegals?
5.75mm Haiku: the next SAAMI-approved rifle round?
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