That's right, kids, there is now a Police Interceptor model of the "Vehicle For People Too Geeky To Ride Mopeds." I haven't seen such a rich vein of comedic ore since Pat Robertson last opened his mouth.
The punch line and sight gag possibilities simply stagger the imagination. Consider for a moment:
- Replacing all the cop cars in a remake of the mall chase scene in The Blues Brothers with these things.
- The comic spectacle of some tofuista on his civilian model Segway being run down in a low-speed chase by Johnny Law on the Police Interceptor variant.
- Trying to come up with a uniform design that will still allow an officer to have a butch, commanding presence while atop one of these effete gizmos. This would probably require big spikes of some sort.
Comedy gold like this only comes along a few times in a generation, folks.