Customer: "I need to sell off a bunch of my handguns I'm not shooting. I just have way too many collecting dust. Heck, I've got over twenty-five revolvers. It's crazy!"
Me: "Well gosh, sir, that is pretty crazy..."
Alston: "It sure is crazy. What would you call someone who had twenty-five revolvers, Tam?"
Me: "About fifteen wheelguns light."