Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Politics: This should be interesting...

The Punchline-In-Chief of the Iranian government has challenged W. to a televised debate. One would assume that the winner gets to keep their nukes. No word as to whether Bush's counterchallenge of Ahmadinejad to a Texas Cage Match was accepted.

5 comments:

Oleg said...

Would the debate be in English or Farsi? Cage match to the death couldn't really have a bad outcome...

Anonymous said...

I'd be mildly impressed if he challenged Cheney to a debate. I'd be even more impressed if Cheney would start any public appearance off with John Williams' "Imperial March" theme.

B&N said...

W tends to come off as inarticulate when put on the spot. He's much better at the highly rehearsed stump speech.

I'm going for cage match since I know W is about 6'-0" and 200 pounds, and Acnefacedjihad is, well...a midget. And about a buck twenty, maybe thirty.

I'd play odds on W, with a knockout, perhaps a head-removal-from-the-shoulders kinda thing in the first round.

Wonder what the Vegas odds would be.

BobG said...

"I'd be mildly impressed if he challenged Cheney to a debate."

Maybe they could shoot it out; we know Cheney is familiar with a shotgun...

Heartless Libertarian said...

I'm having trouble working it out...with the Emperor and Vader there were only two...but with Cheney, Bush, and Rove, there's three...

Or would Bush be Grand Moff Tarkin?