Thursday, August 03, 2006

It's a good omen.

You know your day is off to a good start when you get your first good cackle of the morning by clicking over to to be greeted with the headline: Dog goes berserk, destroys Elvis' teddy bear.

Don't ask me why, but for some reason that just completely kicked over my giggle box. *Snicker*


Anonymous said...

$75,000 for a dead guy's teddy bear? Duh?

Question of the day: Did the dog show good taste, or did the event leave a bad taste in his mouth?


Marko said...

We got a goog giggle out if it this morning, too. It's something that a Dachshund would do, but a well-trained Nazi Attack Dog?

"I don't know, he just snapped..."

Tam said...

That's one hella expensive chew toy. I believe I'da just stuck with the traditional rawhide bone.

phlegmfatale said...

Someone should have a competition for alternate lyrics to the Elvis hit "Teddy Bear" I'm imagining that those old bears were rife with ancient funk from the ghosts of children past: Snotty fingers, earwax, the butter drippings from crumpets. What self-respecting dog could resist?

ColtCCO said...

I'll bet it's just about all the toy's owner can bear - he's probably really torn up over this.


BobG said...

I'm going with phlegmfatale on this one. Having raised a dozen or so German Shepherds and a couple of Dachshunds when younger, I can attest to the fact that nothing excites a dog more than something that reeks. I have seen dogs in ecstasy as they rolled all over a week-dead cat, or enthusiastically chew and eat an entire dry cowpie.

Anonymous said...

The morning started for me with "India Tries to Chase Monkeys From Trains".

Bob Hawkins said...

Who will guard the guard dogs themselves?

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