Heck, I've got about as much of a shot at the Oval Office as he does.
C'mon, TFLers! Vote for me!
I promise to abolish welfare.
I will roll back every gun law back past NFA '34.
The Federal Income Tax? Fuggedaboutit! It's a goner!
I'll fly to Moscow, tell Putin to shut up or I'll shoot him in the kneecap, and then on to Tehran, where I'll put Ahmadinejad in a headlock and make him cry.
I'll form a new Border Patrol from the first 10,000 illegals to tag up 'home free' at the nearest Federal Buildings; the rest get deported. Then I'll put the 10,000 at the border and tell them that if anyone gets past them, they lose their citizenship and their butt goes on a plane to Tierra del Fuego.
If a bill comes across my desk that doesn't include a photocopy of the Constitution with the relevant Congressional authority highlighted in yellow, it's vetoed, baby!
Who's with me?
I figure I've got almost as good a shot at the top job as Frank Zappa does. Maybe better, what with him being dead and all...