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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Whiskas "Meaty Selections" kitty propellant is, in all but color, nearly identical to Cap'n Crunch.

Anonymous said...: ALL but color???

How does it hold up in milk?

yuk.

Keith; 2:25 PM, June 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: I don't think it's a coincidence, Tam. We've been picking up a lot of com traffic between Cap'n Crunch's flagship, HMS Crunchberry, and Quaker Foods Fleet HQ. Something to do with a target CF. The boys downstairs are working hard to break their code but have only deciphered about 10% so far.; 2:35 PM, June 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: I think if you're going to propel kitties, you'll need something with a better burn rate. And a sabot. You are using a sabot, aren't you?; 3:07 PM, June 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: Ben...

Pass this on to SigInt:

http://www.cs.umbc.edu/courses/undergraduate/201/fall06/lectures/charsandstrings/crunch.shtml

That'll square 'em away.

Joe; 10:12 PM, June 03, 2007
DW said...: Check with the producers of Pirates 3, the part where thy fired the monkey out of the cannon, primate with his ass on fire, looked like the proper propellant.
DW; 11:45 AM, June 04, 2007
NotClauswitz said...: So, Cap'n Crunch is not for vegetarians?? Better hot-line that to the call-center in Bangalore!; 1:58 PM, June 04, 2007

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