Monday, September 17, 2007

I want my, I want my, I want my docs for free.

Now look at that Clinton, that's the way you do it
You play the class war on the ol' tv
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free
Now that ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya that gal ain't dumb
Maybe look righteous waggin' a finger
Sure to get a vote from some bum.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

See the little Clinton with the earrings and the makeup
Yeah buddy that ain't her own dough
Givin' away other people's money
Always makes for a real good show.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

I shoulda learned to play th' Class War
I shoulda learned to court them bums
Look at that mama, she gonna promise free insurance
Votes? That's gonna get some.
And she's up there, whats that? Socialist noises?
Bangin' on the wealthy like Noam Chomsky
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free.

We gotta worry 'bout Middle East countries
Immigration and trade treaties
We gotta balance the fed'ral budget
And that don't play on soundbite tv.

Now that ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
You play the class war on the ol' tv
That ain't campaignin', that's the way you do it
Health care for nothin' and your docs for free
Health care for nothin' and docs for free.

23 comments:

BobG said...

Unfortunately you won't find that one in iTunes.

Jenny said...

AWESOME!

Matt G said...

It was cool.

But I'm in dire straits m'self, without a... well, you know.

Tam said...

Photos were taken of a 27-2 last night, after I got back from the, you know, gun show. ;)

I'm writing! I'm writing!

DirtCrashr said...

I can hear it.

Digital Falcon said...

Clearly a Gold Record if I ever heard one. I just pray that this Bill never passes.

B&N said...

Liberally lubricating the already slippery slope, she is.

I'll be making another big ammo purchase sometime real soon.

7.62x54r said...

There's enough "mandatory" gov't as it is. This is my line in the sand.

Ben said...

That was inspired, Tam.

Snark Knoffler.

dr mac said...

My oh my wasn't that fun to hum to ? I even sang it to my wife.

The Fudgie Ghost said...

Sometimes, when I'm perplexed, I'll blurt out "what's that? Hawaiian noises?" Nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about. .

Michael said...

I want to keep my
I want to keep my
I want to keep my own money. . .

jetfxr69 said...

I bow in humble amazement before your superior snarkiness...

That was truly outstanding!

Rob said...

That is awesome! Absolutely awesome!

Mark said...

Oh dear Gh0d I'd pay money to see that on YouTube...

Tam said...

"Oh dear Gh0d I'd pay money to see that on YouTube..."

If only we knew an animator who could spoof the original vid...

Oldsmoblogger said...

It's got a beat, you can dance to it. I give it an 85. ;-)

Nice work.

Kevin said...

Forward that to Paul Shanklin. Chances are good he'd make it.

Tam said...

I have this foolish pride thing going about not asking for links. ;)

Steven said...

Dammit girl! That was just awesome!!11!!!!!

Steven aka Šhard

What's up with my old blogger account suddenly working?

Steven said...

Duh, blogger account still hosed, but gmail working. Whatevah.....

phlegmfatale said...

I woke up with the tune in my head, and "docs for free." Funny!

Mark said...

"If only we knew an animator who could spoof the original vid..."

You're on! Fuzz me an email :D