Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Words you thought you'd never hear:

"Oh, I was wondering where I'd left my severed leg."

That'll put you right off your feed.

8 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

"Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles (55 kilometers) northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said."

Um, that's a Wood leg. Why not keep it in the smoker?

breda said...

I'm at a loss for words. Wow.

I guess it's his leg and he can keep it wherever he wants. Although that sure seems like some funny BBQ.

BobG said...

I wonder if he used hickory or mesquite in order to smoke it?

Anonymous said...

"NC is the CA of the South."

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that was the big lead-in story blurb last night heading into the 11 o'clock news on WCNC. Carolina's News Connection.

Is it time to move back to TN now?

Weer'd Beard said...

they say we taste like pork....I guess that fact doen't make it less strange....

Christina RN LMT said...

Not punny at all, Phlegm!

;)

Anonymous said...

I dunno, a couple of jewels and he can find the secret cow level...