For the heinous offense of dodging only $47.50 in excise taxes, Tennessee will happily make you a felon!
Lose your guns! Lose the vote! Discover the exciting career world of hair nets and name tags!
All over 250 little tax stamps and a quick drive to Asheville.
I tell you what, I just loves me some gubbermints. (And by "love", I mean "wish a plague of disfiguring boils on...") You have to wonder, does the tax increase cover the operating expenses of the new geheimes staatspolizei they'll need to stake out every cross-border convenience store and supermarket?
(Don't get me started on what the Feds can do to you for misreading a ruler by 1/8"...)