...that police department spokespeople get sent to in order to be trained to make the kind of inane remarks they sometimes do.
Some scrote in Minnesota attacked a 24-year old woman and took her keys and her phone. Then he took off her shoes and licked her toes before dashing into the night. Thankfully he was apprehended four blocks down the road.
Commenting on the incident, one "Commander Kevin Casper" said the attack was, and I quote: "weird sexual behavior".
Thank you, Captain Obvious. We out here in the peanut gallery never would have figured that one out without your expert input.