I have a thousand words to conjure out of nowhere in the next hour or two.
In the meantime, go 'way down to the bottom of the page. In the row of ad buttons is one for "squishables". You should check it out; it's just all ate up with teh kewtness. (I mean, if you think big adorable stuffed animals are kewt, that is.) There's even a big giant stuffed octopus that would be fabulous for you-know-who. :D
Back in an hour. Ish.