Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Oddly enough...

...they never warn you about the lethal dangers of an infected papercut from reading the newspaper.

I wonder why? It's gotta be at least as big a killer as radon or West Nile virus.

3 comments:

Stingray said...

The fun part is that three of those entries are real, taken from a newsletter someone once subscribed us to as a gift. I slapped a bit of zazz on 'em to go with the invented ones, but the premises I left alone.

DirtCrashr said...

We've got West Nile here, they found two dead crows with it - they are carriers/carrion eaters. We never even had crows around here before, not in twenty years - they're not native to this region, they just showed up last year and took-over.

BobG said...

I imagine something like the New York Times would be especially septic.