Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
"What fresh hell is this?"
The fun part is that three of those entries are real, taken from a newsletter someone once subscribed us to as a gift. I slapped a bit of zazz on 'em to go with the invented ones, but the premises I left alone.
We've got West Nile here, they found two dead crows with it - they are carriers/carrion eaters. We never even had crows around here before, not in twenty years - they're not native to this region, they just showed up last year and took-over.
I imagine something like the New York Times would be especially septic.
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