Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
The fun part is that three of those entries are real, taken from a newsletter someone once subscribed us to as a gift. I slapped a bit of zazz on 'em to go with the invented ones, but the premises I left alone.
We've got West Nile here, they found two dead crows with it - they are carriers/carrion eaters. We never even had crows around here before, not in twenty years - they're not native to this region, they just showed up last year and took-over.
I imagine something like the New York Times would be especially septic.
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