RX: (reading Phlegmmy's blog) "Wow! Neat shoes!"
Me: "I need new shoes, too..." *click* *click* "Hey, these are cool! And they have Blood-Borne Pathogen Resistance™!"
RX: "I like the ones at Phlegmmy's better."
Me: "Yeah, but are they resistant to blood-borne pathogens?"
RX: "I don't really spend all that much time wading through the blood of my enemies. At least, not any deeper than the soles of my shoes."
Me: "Okay, but come the Zombocalypse, if you get some kind of zombie foot funk, don't say I didn't warn you."