With the Ascension of the Lightbringer, all our brothers and sisters in foreign lands will finally stop hating us because of that evil Chimperor. (Remember how much they loved us before he was elected? Yeah, it'll be like that again.)
Peaceful trade can now resume, as we send them espresso machines from failed Starbucks stores and they send us handmade native beads, free-range imams, and entertainment videos.
(H/T to The Freeholder.)