Thursday, March 19, 2009

Paladin...

"Have gun, will travel
Read the blog of the man
A retired operator
In a savage land...
"

How can you be tacticool without fingerless gloves? That's what I want to know...

(H/T to GunPundit.)

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its easy, just be "strong as Chuck norris"

Anonymous said...

Why is the jacket there? Is it for sale? Looks like a cool jacket for carrying. Is it a 44 Long so it'll fit me?

Why the pic of him in the t-shirt?

This is like what match.com would look like if it was run by the staff of Soldier of Fortune. (Best I could come up with for the win).

Shootin' Buddy

George said...

The Hi-Point was a nice touch.

Jay said...

It'd be like having your own personal mall ninja!!!!

jimbob86 said...

Lemme git this straight....he wants me to PAY fer the priv'lidge of Mr. Boogerhook-on-da-Bangswitch havin' NDs in my house? Not much of a market fer that, I'm guessin'.....

Ben said...

Yeah, what jimbob said. The fingers on triggers signals that operator is stoked full of Special High Intensity Training. And strong as Chuck Norris, too. Is that strong like Missing in Action Chuck Norris or strong like Walker, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris? I really hope that's a joke.

His business card ought to read "Have gonorrhea, will travel."

kbarrett said...

Gotta do somethin' after Lurleen booted him outa the trailer ...

James E. Griffin said...

OK, so Craig's list is in the process of removing the ad. Reminds me why I don't post on the various lists. The less I see of such fools the less I'm aggravated.

Davidwhitewolf said...

I figured that would happen eventually. That's why I took steps to preserve it for your eternal reading pleasure!

Thanks for the link, Tam!

Anonymous said...

Back off, guys. It's racial.

His brother kiked him out.

Man, that's cold.

reflectoscope said...

What a tool.

Jim

D.W. Drang said...

It shames me that this poseur claims to be from Detroit. This is the kind of guy who usually winds up being run out of town and, assuming he survives the experience, he winds up terrorizing some small town in Ohio.

steamdragon said...

At least Ohio is now a "shall issue" state

Word V game:Marie And Renee Never exited

staghounds said...

I noticed kiked out, too. No more country club for him...

Has someone notified JFPO?

And have gonorrhea? Doesn't the Bridgeport principle apply?

As I said upon learning that Bridgeport had the highest rate of venereal infection in the country at the time,

"Impossible. I've BEEN to Bridgeport.

Nobody there could get a roll in the hay from anyone, even another Bridgeporter."

B Smith said...

(wiggling index finger): "THIS is my safety."

This reminds me of that 'Elite Team Fighter' guy who was making the rounds a while back, but in a dollar-store-knockoff way...so cheap it's not even funny anymore. (wonder if it's him: did he just sell his ninja-mask, firearms, and K-pot to score some meth?)